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nun's ass 

DAYUM it's as cold as a nun's ass out here!!!
nun's ass by UncleTanTan November 21, 2016

nun's nasty 

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.
Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.
nun's nasty by mt1 June 29, 2006

nun's piss 

The last swig from a bottle or can of beer, particularly when sufficient time has passed that the beer has become warm.
You're not going to drink that nun's piss, are you?
nun's piss by Lloyd Tanner August 14, 2005

nun's bar 

a saying used to stop people who should not be hooking up from doing so

in general any situation where something is prohibited, should be followed with people saying "nun's bar"

can be accompanied with a jumping forward and crossing arms in front of each other, as an umpire would do at a baseball game
"omg! don't hook up with him! nun's bar!!!"
nun's bar by the whirlwind November 10, 2008

Nun's Pussy 

When a vagina has been untouched by any men or dick or finger or fist and is in perfect condition.
Mike: Yo, heard you fingered some girl. What was she like?
Me: Dude, she had a Nun's Pussy, I could only get one finger in. Like trying to break into Fort Knox. It was good
Nun's Pussy by Niall R October 12, 2008

nun's cooze 

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.
"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.
nun's cooze by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018