Nun

A word used in the ghetto, or on the interwebs, to be used in place of 'Nothing'

Homie #1: Yo tyreese, wassup wit chu blud
Tyreese: Nun fam

by Reel Gangsta May 18, 2015

nun

Letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

"nun" is "nun".

by superficial.user March 12, 2019

Nun

noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.

Mommy, the nun made me cry today.

by Cal Hunter March 29, 2005

nun

A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.

My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies

by nuns rock and if you don't agree you suck so bad October 18, 2003

nun

A female catholic clergy, named after her form of sex life.

When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"

The Bishop said, "None".

But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 5, 2009

Nun

A virgin and/or celibate woman.

I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!

by Father JesseppeTestosterone May 27, 2006

The Nunning

When a Porn addict decides to go clean of masturbating for a week or more.

Jimmy: Hey Gibby do you know Eric from the club?
Gibby: No

Jimmy: well anyway he's practicing The Nunning because next week is no nut November

by PostPolice November 1, 2019