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Noke

peek mid my guy, I finna Noke this bitch
by KhemtLord September 1, 2023
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1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
Do you even noke, North Korea?

Tactical noke! inco--

Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.

I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.

"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."

The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.

I noked your mom last night.
by @jokerrorist October 6, 2013
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noke is cool. how cool? very cool...
everyone: woah look there's noke let's all bow down and step back
noke: awwww =)
by undisclosed February 13, 2004
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Noke

To be knocked out ..... in one punch!!!!
To cop one hell of a beating
To be a winging little bitch that cries after starting shit.
You just got Noked the fuck out!!!!
I'm gonna Noke that prick out!!
Fuck check that cunt out he's noked!
by Banga81 August 24, 2006
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A Noke is a Male who acts ghetto, when in reality, he is from a generally wealthy background, and knows nothing of the ghetto at all.
bartender: Sir, you've already had my most expensive alcohol, and i think i need to cut you off.

Noke: yo, I got da ca$h fo it, so you b3st b3 gvin' me dat damn juice!

bartender: sure thing. and what the fuck is juice?!?!
by SpinalxInfusion April 25, 2009
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Dumbass or a fagit that says very stupid things or does very stupid actions.
1.Uber black told me that a Taking Back Sunday song was his jam so i called him a noke for bein a fag. 2.Rainbow Ray walked up to some random chinese guy nd put his hand on his shoulder nd told him he was sorry....hes such a noke (dumbass version)
by KooL-AiD10491 May 2, 2006
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Somone who is not woke, not woke at all. In other words the combination of not and woke.
Ryan: Hey B, did you hear what samantha said?
Justin: No what
Ryan: She called Tim an normie, then said he was Noke!
Justin: Noke?
Ryan: A combo of not and woke.
Justin: Ahh, I see now. Some new slang.
by edgykid9000 March 13, 2018
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