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noke
1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
Do you even noke, North Korea?
Tactical noke! inco--
Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.
I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.
"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."
The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.
I noked your mom last night.
Tactical noke! inco--
Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.
I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.
"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."
The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.
I noked your mom last night.
noke by @jokerrorist October 6, 2013
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noke by undisclosed February 13, 2004
Noke
A Noke is a Male who acts ghetto, when in reality, he is from a generally wealthy background, and knows nothing of the ghetto at all.
bartender: Sir, you've already had my most expensive alcohol, and i think i need to cut you off.
Noke: yo, I got da ca$h fo it, so you b3st b3 gvin' me dat damn juice!
bartender: sure thing. and what the fuck is juice?!?!
Noke: yo, I got da ca$h fo it, so you b3st b3 gvin' me dat damn juice!
bartender: sure thing. and what the fuck is juice?!?!
Noke by SpinalxInfusion April 25, 2009
Noke
1.Uber black told me that a Taking Back Sunday song was his jam so i called him a noke for bein a fag. 2.Rainbow Ray walked up to some random chinese guy nd put his hand on his shoulder nd told him he was sorry....hes such a noke (dumbass version)
Noke by KooL-AiD10491 May 2, 2006
Noke
Ryan: Hey B, did you hear what samantha said?
Justin: No what
Ryan: She called Tim an normie, then said he was Noke!
Justin: Noke?
Ryan: A combo of not and woke.
Justin: Ahh, I see now. Some new slang.
Justin: No what
Ryan: She called Tim an normie, then said he was Noke!
Justin: Noke?
Ryan: A combo of not and woke.
Justin: Ahh, I see now. Some new slang.
Noke by edgykid9000 March 13, 2018