When two women get together with a man, and one of the women wears a strap on to fuck the man up the ass. The other girl uses a vibrator on the first girl and has the man lick her ass. Then the first girl takes a bottle of hotsauce and shoves it as far up the second girl's vagina as it will go, and then breaks it. This should cause the woman's orgasm to produce spicy cum. This spicy cum will then be licked off by the man.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.