Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
It is similar to the definition of the word “Nothing” but at the same time it’s almost the exact opposite. It is nofing; nofin exists but all is nofin.
“Hey, what are you doing!?” Aidan asked. I am doing nofing
Nofing by The Q Tip August 13, 2018
Mii with eyes on the side on his head and dark skin
Nofing ate New York
Nofing by Nofing June 12, 2018

dick nosing 

the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.
"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"
dick nosing by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020
Give up. Stop. That's it. Nope. Simply. Nope.
Person: I'm noping life. I'm done. That was too stupid for me to handle.
Noping by Lucyledger April 27, 2017

ghost noting 

Ghost noting is sort of like something that happens to your blog which prevents it from really interacting with anyone else on Tumblr.

You can’t reply to people’s posts (including photo reply). When you like people’s posts or follow people’s blogs it doesn’t show up or send them a dashboard notification that you did so. When you send or reply to messages, the person receiving it won’t receive a notification. Also, when you reblog something from someone else, and when someone else reblogs something from you, it doesn’t show up in the notes.
thepizzaqueen deleted one of her blogs because it was ghost noting
ghost noting by yaniss January 6, 2012
Popular term used by university students, describing someone getting ready for night out
Student 1: 'Where's Rob?'
Student 2: 'He's nofting, he'll be down soon. You seen my fags?'
nofting by Blue Lemon December 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more