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Noel Edmonds 

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!
Noel Edmonds by ColinT January 9, 2008
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Noel Edmonds 

A deal or no deal themed sex game, where 1 person is blindfolded and has to guess what's inside the magic 23 box. This item then has to be used in a way to create pleasure. Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination. Noel Edmonds style beard optional.
Last night my girlfriend and I played the super sensual Noel Edmonds, it was so hot!
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