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When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.
"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."
by Chesnikk January 26, 2009
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A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.
As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!
by Soapster321 June 6, 2021
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Another saying for Head ;blowjob , brain etc .
by Sexyyyjp January 8, 2021
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A man who takes off either their shoe or another's and has penetration with the shoe
by Ad0g July 28, 2010
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