An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 January 19, 2012
This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.
by Daisy December 9, 2003
by Loulamoth July 17, 2009
by MikeB October 20, 2003
Someone who has had a bad relationship experience in the past and choses to dwell on the negative aspects of life rather than move on.
by Nat S April 18, 2014
one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
by rayman April 6, 2005
Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
by MikeB October 20, 2003