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noah scented mayo 

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Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!
“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige
noah scented mayo by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021
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Noah Scented Mayo 

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An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.
Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!

I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."

So inspiring!
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noah scented mayo 

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noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo
"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"
noah scented mayo by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020
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Boffin 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Dutty

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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