Definitions by colesabitch

no-neck 

A hereditary or injury-induced disability in which a person lacks a neck. Often associated with dim-wittedness and sexual deviancy in third world countries.

Hey, get off my lawn you no-neck son of a bitch!

no-neck by colesabitch May 20, 2014

Doughboyz 

A term for grown men who have a sexual fetish for the Pillsbury Doughboy.

A conversation between Doughboyz: " What about that Doughboy, Randy. I'd poke his belly any day - with my dick."

Doughboyz by Colesabitch May 20, 2014

The Deep Dish Congo Mambo 

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.

" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"

The Deep Dish Congo Mambo by Colesabitch May 20, 2014

Rawesome 

The Egyptian form of "awesome", includes the name of their regional sun-god.

Steven: " That sand was rawesome! "

Rawesome by Colesabitch April 12, 2014