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if you were fuckin sorry dick face then you wouldnt have done it. I hope you enjoy being a slag because the only pussy you will ever get is from those of an easy bitch, or if you decide to bend the other way which i already know you have plenty of expierience in and enjoyed, then i really hope you enjoy the pleasure of some ape cuming up your hairy fat ass. Grow up and stop acting like a premature little wanker with no life but to ruin others.
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No, it's not your absence of hate

No, that is seriously what you're doing. "He hates! I don't hate! He wanted it to happen! I didn't want it to happen! He say bad words! I don't say bad words! I say good words! I'm the good one!" But none of those are metrics for whether or not anything happens.
Hym "Yeah, no, it's not your absence of hate. You not hating means nothing."
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