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No makeup December 

Since boys get no nut November girls get no makeup December as in NO GIRL CAN WEAR MAKEUP FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF DECEMBER <boys can wear makeup thoe>
Ratchet girl: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MAKEUP

Normal person: because its no makeup December

No Makeup May

Ladies we have to survive May without makeup no nails, lashes, lipstick YOU CAN WEAR LIPGLOSS
I can't stand no makeup may I'm hideous without makeup
No Makeup May by Gerefine December 30, 2018

No Makeup December 

Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.
Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off

No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.
No Makeup December by nobodytoyou November 10, 2020

No Makeup March 

A time period between the first and last day of the third month in the year where a person chooses to not wear makeup. Also used as an insult to explain one's ugliness.
Typical Ashley: Yeah, that girl over there is soooo disgusting. Must be one of those no makeup March hoes.

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days 

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.
p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

no makeup november 

When girls decide to attend school without makeup, only to get ridiculed.
"Ewww! Is that your real face?"
"What? It's no makeup november."
no makeup november by CheerStar77 November 6, 2013