no lights no lycra 

An alt. exercise night (which originated in Melbourne Australia in 2009) where you dance unselfconsciously in badly-lit rooms without mirrors. "There is no light, no lycra, no teacher, no steps to learn, no technique, just free movement."

"Wanna hit the gym?"

"No way, with this beer gut it's No Lights No Lycra or nothin' for me."

no lights no lycra by SeaBuoyed October 22, 2013