. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!

A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.

Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"

by therealchronicles February 16, 2020

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee December 11, 2007

take a picture, it'll last longer!

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Starchylde June 9, 2016

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!

by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011