NLC

"No Longer Cognitive"
So drunk or high that a person no long exhibits higher brain function or able to realize or interact with their environment. Often only capable of moaning, rolling around on the ground, and spilling beer.b

"Hey, Jimmy's NLC"
"Yeah, what do you think we should do with him?"
"Just leave'im and let'im sleep it off"
"Yeah, he'll be fine"

NLC by BradenWC April 4, 2006

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NLC

No luv club a club that entails mario party and alot of bustdown thottiana references

damn shes in the nlc, whole lotta gang shit weeeep

NLC by kingdiabeetusthe3rd March 18, 2019

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NLC • nlcs girl

NLC

Meaning "No Life Club" as taken by some fags from gaia

You're a member of the NLC!

NLC by Natallie November 1, 2008

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nlcs girl

An NLCS girl is really cool and smart but doesn’t really have many contacts with boys because they are in the middle of nowhere (Edgware). To become an NLCS girl you have to get into North London Colliguate and spend the rest of your life doing homework. NLCS girls usually have addictions to shopping, homework and/or bake sales and tuck ( a tuck shop). NLCS usually only wear brown and blue but not by choice... it is the tragic uniform NLCS girls are forced to wear.

Person no.1: omg look at her she’s definitely an NLCS girl.
Person no.2: why do you say that?
Person no.1: she spends all her free time shopping or doing homework.

nlcs girl by Guava muffin January 20, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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