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"No Longer Cognitive"
So drunk or high that a person no long exhibits higher brain function or able to realize or interact with their environment. Often only capable of moaning, rolling around on the ground, and spilling beer.b
"Hey, Jimmy's NLC"
"Yeah, what do you think we should do with him?"
"Just leave'im and let'im sleep it off"
"Yeah, he'll be fine"
NLC by BradenWC April 4, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
No luv club a club that entails mario party and alot of bustdown thottiana references
damn shes in the nlc, whole lotta gang shit weeeep
NLC by kingdiabeetusthe3rd March 18, 2019
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Meaning "No Life Club" as taken by some fags from gaia
You're a member of the NLC!
NLC by Natallie November 1, 2008

nlcs girl 

An NLCS girl is really cool and smart but doesn’t really have many contacts with boys because they are in the middle of nowhere (Edgware). To become an NLCS girl you have to get into North London Colliguate and spend the rest of your life doing homework. NLCS girls usually have addictions to shopping, homework and/or bake sales and tuck ( a tuck shop). NLCS usually only wear brown and blue but not by choice... it is the tragic uniform NLCS girls are forced to wear.
Person no.1: omg look at her she’s definitely an NLCS girl.
Person no.2: why do you say that?
Person no.1: she spends all her free time shopping or doing homework.
nlcs girl by Guava muffin January 20, 2019
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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