NLC

"No Longer Cognitive"
So drunk or high that a person no long exhibits higher brain function or able to realize or interact with their environment. Often only capable of moaning, rolling around on the ground, and spilling beer.b

"Hey, Jimmy's NLC"
"Yeah, what do you think we should do with him?"
"Just leave'im and let'im sleep it off"
"Yeah, he'll be fine"

NLC by BradenWC April 4, 2006

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NLC

No luv club a club that entails mario party and alot of bustdown thottiana references

damn shes in the nlc, whole lotta gang shit weeeep

NLC by kingdiabeetusthe3rd March 18, 2019

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NLC • nlcs girl

NLC

Meaning "No Life Club" as taken by some fags from gaia

You're a member of the NLC!

NLC by Natallie November 1, 2008

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nlcs girl

An NLCS girl is really cool and smart but doesn’t really have many contacts with boys because they are in the middle of nowhere (Edgware). To become an NLCS girl you have to get into North London Colliguate and spend the rest of your life doing homework. NLCS girls usually have addictions to shopping, homework and/or bake sales and tuck ( a tuck shop). NLCS usually only wear brown and blue but not by choice... it is the tragic uniform NLCS girls are forced to wear.

Person no.1: omg look at her she’s definitely an NLCS girl.
Person no.2: why do you say that?
Person no.1: she spends all her free time shopping or doing homework.

nlcs girl by Guava muffin January 20, 2019

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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