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Nipplehead 

A nipplehead is a scrawny, drug-dealer looking man (often black) with drooping jackets and sagging pants. They are referred to as nippleheads because of their toboggan, which is hanging loosely off the head, creating a raised point, causing their head to look like a nipple.
Sue: Did you see those guys yelling outside the ABC store?
Alice: Yeah, nippleheads are pretty annoying.
Nipplehead by SkullratSG January 28, 2011

nipplehead 

Raised red bump (minus puss) on the forehead acquired from attempting to pop a forming pimple. Failed attempt looks like a nipple on the forehead.
Check out that nipplehead.
nipplehead by alpz2000 January 4, 2006

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nipple head 

a word as such to describe air heads that have no idea what they are doing....
u F'n! nipple head!!!
nipple head by -Drift-R- August 28, 2003

Nipple Head 

1) Somebody with a small head
2) Somebody who is stupid
3) A good reply when someone calls you a dickhead
'shut the f*ck up you nipple head'
Nipple Head by UmpahLumpah April 9, 2009

nipple head 

Synonym of Boob when used in the context of being a fool or a boob. acting in immature or childish nature. Obscure usage by small ilk in Central Minnesota.
You nipple head!

Your such a nipple head!
nipple head by em_tee_tank April 22, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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