ninjey 

Redneck way of saying Ninja

Don't make me Ninjey yo ass!

ninjey by [e-mail] January 12, 2009

Ninjaywalk 

Stealthy jaywalking that can occasionally be of badass proportions

Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.

Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.

Ninjaywalk by ComoMococo February 28, 2011

ninjayas 

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h

It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.

ninjayas by JazzyJonah April 26, 2022

NinJew

One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.

CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.

NinJew by Mike, George, Smink, Gena January 28, 2008

ninjypuppy 

a saltlicker

person1: ninjypuppy is a saltlicker

person2:yep

ninjypuppy by pro_yeeter May 18, 2022

Ninjer 

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

ninjypuppy 

a bimbo

person1:ninjypuppy is a bimbo
person2:yep

ninjypuppy by pro_yeeter April 26, 2022