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netheism
Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!
Nigheist
The act of Nigheisting. To steal something to a lesser degree, claiming it by proclaiming "Nigheist!" Also, to take someone's place in an order, advancing oneself to a previous spot in a roster or line by proclaiming "Nigheist" as the person who claimed the spot left or wasn't paying attention.
nigtism
Neotheism
Neotheism is the focus of God at the individual level, rather than the universe as a whole. A Neotheist believes by helping themselves they are helping others, for all are God and God is in all.
Neotheism by Lee L. Lacker March 7, 2009
post-all-nighterism
The innevitable zombie like stupor that will develop after pulling an all nigther. Common symptoms include: coffee dependency, twitchy eyes, hallucinations, small piggish eyes and a vacant expression. Usually caused by procrastinating.
Rob: Man, your eye is twitching like crazy.
Billy: it's just the damned post-all-nighterism. I haven't slept in a day, but i managed to learn the bio book i bought yesterday for the final today.
Billy: it's just the damned post-all-nighterism. I haven't slept in a day, but i managed to learn the bio book i bought yesterday for the final today.
post-all-nighterism by zombiefan March 5, 2009
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026