Night wife

When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.

Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.

Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.

by Ridin at 4:20 July 4, 2009

I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.

Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022

Wife for the Night

A girl that you use for personal pleasures, but only for one night

A "wife for the night" is also known as a one-night stand

by J Fo October 27, 2008

Nightlife

1. Someone who lights up your night, in a way that your evening is like a completely different life. Wether good or bad.
2. What most Green Day fans call it, if they even mention it, the worst Green Day song ever (I beg to dream and differ personally). It hails from the album ¡DOS! so don’t expect much. But tbh it has a kickass guitar part, it’s just that it’s the embodiment of why no one else should sing in a Green Day song other than Billie, Mike, or Tre

“She is my nightlife”-some guy idk

“We don’t talk about Nightlife”-Average Green Day fan

by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 15, 2022

nightlife crisis

A state of permanent urge to go out and participate in nightlife events due to the worry of missing out something that others might experience. Affected people keep doing this over several weeks or months. The tragic thing is that these people wont find enough satisfaction for there might always be a greater event taking place somewhere else next weekend.

A: Oh boy, do you really wanna go party again? Last night already blew my mind off.

B: Come on! Youll never know whats gonna be out there waiting for us!

A: Dude you got a serious nightlife crisis. You should reconsider your lifestyle and get some satisfaction elsewhere but party

by brain fart February 8, 2013

Nightlifestyle

The lifestyle that someone leads during the hours of 9pm & 5am

Prostitution would be considered a "Nightlifestyle"

by The Panda [w/ Help from a Lil Devil With A Halo] July 24, 2008

nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006