Nigga Flat

Guy1: I fucked a girl last night
Guy2: Was she nigga flat
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: Damn

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Niggalations

The 74th book of the Bible. Contains proverbs as to how a nigga can survive in the 21 century. Was made into a movie called “Straight Out’a Compton”.

“If she let her phone die, she playin. Bitches don’t let their phones die.”
-Niggalations 4:20

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“If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle.” Niggalations 13:456

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This is a book in Black Bible that speaks about nigga moments and there causes

Niggalations 3:15 thy shall not step on a niggas new shoes or thus will sparken a negro moment

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if thy guy can make your girl laugh and giggle, they can make her ass clap and jiggle.

Dude! Keep an eye on your girl and Joe. You didn’t forget about Niggalations 15:35, did you?

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The unholy Bible of all niggas. This is where a nigga can find wisdom or just simply the way of life.

"Thou Shalt Not Wife THOTS!" - Niggalations: 10 verse 7

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If she throws it back on the tok, she for the whole block

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