It is a cigarette where smokers, mostly humans, apply vaccum to one end of the cigarette usually on the filter side which makes that person look like their sucking on a little dick consisting of a poisionous insecticide nicotine at which people get homosexually aroused by the horrible taste and the feeling of their brain having a lack of oxygen.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.