a great adventurer from the broke period he studied at the ninja assassins college of kicking ass. and religious views are ninja and belives that voo doo pizza man will win for presidency this year.
"is that nick the young?"
"yea he will hang you by your dick so shut up"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.