Nicolas (Nick) Jager:
The most amazing creature known to man. Women look into his eyes and are lovestruck immediatly. This creature works for God and does everything to praise the almighty Lord. His female companion known as Sarai Del Rosario is also amazing just as him. Nick and Sarai strut the face of the earth bringing fear into all of the haters. He does not cry when he chops onions and the monsters check under their bed for Nick before they go to sleep. Be careful, one touch sends you flying to africa.God is his safeplace and music is his medicine.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"