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Nhoj
A word that was gifted to us all. A word that if spelled upside down spells John. Nhoj is a sex god. A thing that all mothers want their sons to be. All the women are easily attracted to the Nhoj. Nhoj will never be forgotten. Every time you hear this sacred name you shall respect it.
Nhoj by BigDaddy M September 9, 2019
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Nhoj
Nhoj is the forgotten 5th member of the popular band System Of A Down. He is the evil brother of Daron Malakian and the enemy of John Dolmayan, the drummer.
He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.
If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.
Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.
Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.
If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.
Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.
Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
Nhoj
Is the best
nhojnoslen
NhojNoslen - Also classified as a content king, legend was spell that those who speak of such a name have the ability so summon a Legendary wizard from among the depths. With god like reflexive and the power of voice acting NhojNoslen Stands above all.
nhojnoslen by NhojNoslen June 14, 2018
Nhoja
A loving and caring person. Nhoja is someone who will do anything for you if you do you will do the same for her. She will be there when you need her and will help you get out of any funk. Nhoja’s are very rare so when you find one, try to keep her.
Nhoja by Harley6666 March 9, 2022
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