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A word that was gifted to us all. A word that if spelled upside down spells John. Nhoj is a sex god. A thing that all mothers want their sons to be. All the women are easily attracted to the Nhoj. Nhoj will never be forgotten. Every time you hear this sacred name you shall respect it.
Oh my god why can’t my son be like Nhoj
So look at that hottie, must be a Nhoj
What’s a N-N-N-Hoj
Nhoj by BigDaddy M September 9, 2019
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Nhoj is the forgotten 5th member of the popular band System Of A Down. He is the evil brother of Daron Malakian and the enemy of John Dolmayan, the drummer.

He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.

If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.

Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.

Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
Me: "Have you heard that Nohj will be the JoJo part 9 protagonist?"
You: "Omg, I thought Nohj was that antichrist gut from the bible."

Random person: "Holy shit, is that Nhoj?"
Other random person: "No that's a bloody tortilla chip Ryan."
Nhoj by Mheqin December 2, 2022
Is the best
Oh look there’s nhoj, his the best
Nhoj by A nhoj June 11, 2018
likes to root owls. he leaves rooting sheep to the kiwis.
nhoj: i dont know what would be more painful, an owl or a human...ive neva tried human before, its neva come across my mind...
nhoj by beccy-poo July 28, 2004

nhojnoslen 

NhojNoslen - Also classified as a content king, legend was spell that those who speak of such a name have the ability so summon a Legendary wizard from among the depths. With god like reflexive and the power of voice acting NhojNoslen Stands above all.
No way that is the real NhojNoslen the legendary Content King?
nhojnoslen by NhojNoslen June 14, 2018
A loving and caring person. Nhoja is someone who will do anything for you if you do you will do the same for her. She will be there when you need her and will help you get out of any funk. Nhoja’s are very rare so when you find one, try to keep her.
Don’t mess with Nhoja

Nhoja is cool
Nhoja by Harley6666 March 9, 2022
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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