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Newtoned 

When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.
I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.
Newtoned by patm1r January 24, 2015
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Newtoner 

A newtoner is someone from newton me willows.(not any punters tho) They are the hardest people in St. Helens and terror parr eds n yickers on the daily. They would without a doubt cave the parr eds skulls in and smash their mums back doors in. Yickers are especially shook of newtoners as they are the biggest bitches in all of St. Helens.
Parr ed: Ay bro where ye from lad
Newtoner: I’m from newton lad
Parr ed: I’m sorry lad I didn’t know
*Parr ed legs it*
Newtoner by NBlock October 25, 2020
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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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