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New Waverly, TX
Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.
Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.
The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.
As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.
If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.
The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.
As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.
If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
New Waverly, TX by cdawgisawesome2014 January 6, 2011
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New Waverly
1. A word used to describe boring.
2. A word used to describe a wannabe ghetto. you know the sort. the town that's not quite underfunded, dangerous, or near badass enough to actually be a ghetto, but tries to be one anyway.
2. A word used to describe a wannabe ghetto. you know the sort. the town that's not quite underfunded, dangerous, or near badass enough to actually be a ghetto, but tries to be one anyway.
Sam's weekend was uneventful and new waverly, but he takes solace in looking forward to the redlight party at shenastigans next weekend.
No, Mom! Please don't make us go visit uncle Joe! He lives in a New Waverly, and it sucks there!
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