New Hamster 

License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.

Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?

New Hamster by whatthefucksyourproblemboss? November 10, 2006

New Hamster 

"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".

"You wanna go get some cheap likka in New Hamsta?"

New Hamster by TrishTheDish July 7, 2005

New Jersey Hamster 

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

New Jersey Hamster by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

New Hampster 

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

New Hampster by GFeet March 14, 2009

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one

yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026