New Braunfels

A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.

The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.

The list goes on...

"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."

"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"

New Braunfels by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008

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New Braunfels

City in Texas where you can Party on the river, Get Drunk, Have a Good time and Get some Big Brauts during Wurstfest while watching kick ass footbal Games

New Braunfels is home to the best summer parties and drunkeness you will ever have

New Braunfels by Lady_of_the_night February 18, 2009

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new braunsfels

The gut wrenching nail on a chalk board tourist's way of pronouncing "New Braunfels", one the greatest small towns between San Antonio and Austin, TX

Oh I just love all the festivals in New Braunsfels

It's New Braunfels, not New Braunsfels, Jesus fuck

new braunsfels by ChristianStabbz August 6, 2016

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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