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Neshaminy Mall 

Mall located in Bensalem Pennsylvania. May indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. Every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/'prostitots.' Also, Neshaminy Mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)
Jodie: I went to Neshaminy Mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
Johanna: The one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
Jodie: No, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and slutiest belly shirt ever.
Johanna: Oh, herrr!
Neshaminy Mall by prettyinpink March 18, 2005

neshaminy mall 

neshaminy mall back in the day was a place where a bunch of kids could get together and smoke pot all day. Now, it is over come with 12 year olds who dont where clothes so they can try and score 18 year olds, who will let them score them.
That girl is 12 ill probably have sex with her even though im 43, because its neshaminy mall
neshaminy mall by former mall rat November 4, 2008
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neshaminy mall 

it's the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it's clientel goes and a deadrest for slutty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i'll be damned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile
"i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall."

"I was solicited for sex by a minor at neshaminy mall"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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