nerve turd 

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

nerve turd by MissBear April 25, 2017

Turd Nerve 

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

Turd Nerve by 3evo May 24, 2017

Nervy Turd 

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

Nervy Turd by Texas Four November 30, 2010

nerveturd 

Someone who gets on your nerves

Alan Carr is a nerveturd

nerveturd by giofball December 2, 2016