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Nerds Rope 

Buy a box of nerds. While your having intercourse with your partner, shove some nerds into the asshole. Give anal. While having anal, give your partner a Pink Sock. The nerds will be stuck on the pink sock, making it look like a tasty nerds rope for your enjoyment.
After a long day at work, Stan was ready to go home and enjoy a sweet and tasty Nerds Rope.
Nerds Rope by DickAirplane April 12, 2010
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Nerds Rope 

A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.
"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
Nerds Rope by RedReplicant January 17, 2010

Nerds Rope 

When a girl gets jizzed on by a guy and then someone proceeds to pour Nerds on her.
Kristen was so drunk and passed out that he jizzed on her so I poured Nerds on her and she looked like a Nerds Rope!
Nerds Rope by CarlyFro February 23, 2011

Nerds Rope Dick 

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy
"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

Forbidden nerds rope 

My buddy wanted a tasty snack, so I gave him a forbidden nerds rope

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

nerd rope 

He attacked me with a nerd rope and I had to roll a constitution DC14.
nerd rope by DjNoRequests April 5, 2021