A nerd's lair; a bachelor pad complete with a computer on a desk with ready access to the Internet (where occupants spend the bulk of their time when not sleeping), world-canceling features such as a door or noise-reducing headphones, and a respectable number of comforting knick knacks (ie collectibles, south park memorabilia, Todd McFarlane posters, etc.).

examples include but not limited to:

Steve Carell's house in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'

Josh Baskin's apartment in the movie 'Big'

The bat cave (that dude held on to everything)

your place (you know who you are)

"I don't shave when I'm chillin' in my nerdcave, get baked like everyday my birthday...." - mc chris

"dude, your place is such a nerdcave"
"awe come on"
"you've got more video games then a teenage asian kid"
"its not that much"
you've got a figure of....is that the six million dollar man's boss?"
"Oscar Goldman. Thats worth way more then Steve Austin"

Nerdcave by Dynomutt September 24, 2011

nerd cake

nerdier than nerdy in a cake form.

Alejandra and Coral are the nerdiest Mexican nerd cake.

nerd cake by Coralkayybee13 March 27, 2009

nerdcave

A place where little nerdies devise their mathamatical plots to take over society and make everyone learn math D:... yah... thats a nerd cave...

ex.1 TO THE NERDCAVE! *dananananaaaa* nerd face! nerd face!

ex.2 Gay guy #1 Holy shizz, your room looks like a nerdcave

Gay guy #2 what the hell!? my room is pwnfull you @$$#0|3!!!
Gay guy #3 You all are evil noob pricks T_T

nerdcave by the noob who u dun like August 25, 2009

nerd cake

A lie

as defined by the game portal

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie

nerd cake by SighDuck December 11, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026