Neopets is a virtual pet website that used to be kind of fun and really addicting, but now it is swarmed by mentally ill n00b seven year olds begging for "neopoints" and boyfriends. Also, the owners completely sold out, so now all these little kids who have never heard of the website walk into Limited Too (OMFG d@tZ m4I fAvRriT sToR$RE!!!112) and beg mommy for a kyoot plushyy!! There's a new service where people with money will be able to do all the fun stuff the normal people can't.
Like I said, it's really addictive. Once you start, you may need The Patch.
CyBuNnY_HoTtIe124456895 - hay gESs wUtT!!!12123 oMg I gOt a CyBNNy!!!!111 sHe iZ nAmEE PrInCEss_PiNKYPoo142895!!! LoL lYk lEmMi gO bRaG 2 mAi sEkUnd Gr8de fR3nDzz!!!11
by Tremor April 23, 2005
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A screwed up game that used to be alot of fun, but Doug I don't give a crap about his last name bought the site and turned it into a advertising spot, now there are ads for Dating Sites, Viagra, and other various crapvertisements.
Here are a few reasons why it sucks:
1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites.
They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club.
2. The n00bs(not newbs)
They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111"
and you say "What?"
Then you get iced(banned)
3. The quality
They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling.
4. The moolah
Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned.
5. Frozen
Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!
xXFinalFantasyXx:Idiot you still play Neopets?
NoobaSuarusRex26563527: Z0MG J44 D0 J00 Pl4Y 1T????/
by Moxie Jenifer Blake October 01, 2006
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Neopets... Used to be fun but now is just a big stinking pile of report-happys, glitches and POWER-CRAZY LEADERS, e.g. Adam and his asparagus.

You are reported for saying, hi, church was sooooo cool today, we sang songs! The site is over-run by n00bs who can't spell and trip over each other to report you.

You haven't got a hope in hell of winning any contest as all the 30 year old freaks are sticking their brains in. Advertising has taken over the site. Who cares about what McDonalds is serving today? It's never open anyway!

Your pets can starve but there is no way to actually kill them, why oh why did I ever join neopets and think it was fun.

I joined when I was only about 7, they took great fun in freezing my account by saying I was stealing from someone else! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!

(Also, the contests are very, very hard!)

Lenny Conundrum:

A man walks around Neopia 17 times, he starts off on the 14th of May, on the way, he stops 5 times for 20 minutes, 3 times for 8 minutes and 9 times for 18 minutes! Overall it takes him 96 hours to walk around...

How many cream buns did his Chomby eat on the way?

Answer next week: 5 and a half, he lost his appetite on the 5th!

0 users won this neopets contest!
by Indigox April 09, 2007
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A craphole full of shit.This site well, was fun, but then it happend.
Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap.
Anyway, moving on.

What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?.

Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite.

Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!.

I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels.

And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw.

And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.

person1:Omg ima trading my royal peophin !Plz come offa.

Person2:Ok my disco aisha?

person1:Omg n00b u can't offa a pet like that mine wae better!1!1!1!!!!!shift!!!11

AND

adam:L0l w3 m4d3 56mil 2dae donna by fr33zin lotza stupid acc0untz!!!!!!

Donna:Well done my saucy adamy asparagy adam!!0ooh, I wanna have some!

Adam:0k u s4ucy b4gg4g3, l3ts d0 it 0n th3 d3sk!!!

Donna:Yeah!!!!

Ten minutes later...

Adam:0h my Fuckin g0d w3 l3ft th3 w3bc2m 0n!1!!!


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This site is fucking satan in a box. I'm not even kidding. It contains the effects of the following:

nicotine
speed
caffiene

TNT (theneopetsteam) only cares about a few select people, who in all honesty probably arent even people but bots made to look like someone that has no life. They dont want constructive criticism, they just want plain, cookie cutter, "nothing is wrong" people who wont care what happens because TNT will just keep playing favorites with them.

For example. A few years back, there was a hacker. Hacked into the bases and reset a lot of peoples pets. It was blamed on a "mis-firing lab ray", which is an excuse a freaking three year old could tell is about as likely to be true as britney spears ever having scored over a twelve on an iq test. Hundreds of people are screwed over, but some select people got their stuff back. Coincidence?

And then one time for an april fools joke, i had made the name "featherallley" (it had an extra "l"). went to the boards and posted "hi". nothing but "hi". within minutes i was iced.

Which makes me wonder about the kind of game where theres actually a nickname for getting banned. Thats what people call it there, "iced".

They've gone totally sell out, where 3 out of 4 games are sponsor games and 99/100 games are completely pathetic and could probably give you cancer just from playing them.

It will steal your soul. Stay away from this at all costs.
(before neopets)
Person 1: Hey man, me and Taylor are gonna go catch a movie. You up for it?

Person 2: Sure thing. This T.V. show's starting to get boring anyway.

(after neopets)
person 1: Dude, the new skate park just opened up! We're gonna go skate for a while, you should come with us.

person 2: I uh...have stuff to do.

(weeks later)

person 1: Hey...uh you havent been at school for a few days and you arent answering any calls. Whats wrong?

person 2: *sobbing uncontrollably* I got iced!
by quizzical November 30, 2006
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This is a site created in 1999 by Adam Powell and his friend Donna Williams (I think). At the beggining, it was a pretty low quality site. Effortless art and broken images made the site have a bad view for many, however NOW, this site has taken off like a rocket at these scumbags are making tons of money off of crappy ads and a feature called "Premium Neopets", which is a version of neopets you PAY for, and get the staff (Known as 'TNT' or The Neopets Team) to favor you. Other than that the staff will not listen to you, not respond to your emails, and just completely not care about you. People get paid by sitting at a desk, and freezing peoples accounts for anything. The site is full of report happy kids that will report you for anything you say. And then the staff people see the report, and figure "K, he/she did something bad" and they will freeze your account right off the spot. Forever. And now, this good for nothing website - that I was once addicted to for 4 years - has video games, and toys being produced. They are sucking every child in america and now even around the world to play on this website. Why? They are bastards who love money. Thats it. They care about NOTHING but money, and the people giving them money. I cannont believe people above 16 can play on such a fucktarded excuse for a "fun" game. Its.. just.. little kids who love cute things.. and if they see that cute little toy, they are going to beg mommy to buy - and of course, she will, unknowing the fact she is just giving money to people who dont care. I wish the site would just die off. Each day it gets bigger and bigger, and with each second it gets gayer and gayer.

Wow that felt good to get that off.
Neopets player - I play neopets.
Guy who doesn't play - I feel so sorry for you..

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Adam Powell - I LYKE LOVE MONEY!
Neopets Staff - US TOO! Lets have a party about how much we love money and let the site go completely free and not answer emails! But Fred, you better stay here and freeze deh n00bz, k?
Fred - K. Have fun you assholes.
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Fred quit 3 days later.
Way to go Fred!
by 216Brian August 28, 2006
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(1) A game that can turn normal people into hell-bent neopoint gathering addicts.

(2) A freak menagerie.

(3) Stupid looking animals that don't die.
(1) Until I die, I will feed this yawning void in my soul with neopoints.

(2) Neomail me if ur evil. Im a vampyre adn im evil,.

(3) My kacheek is starving to death? HAHAHAHA. HAHAHHAHA... Hey, how come its not dying? DIE, YOU FREAKISH THING!
by wysiwyg February 15, 2004
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