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navelplex 

A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.
My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.
navelplex by barry aylward November 18, 2005
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navelplex 

A thin, smooth-edged, round piece of plexiglass that will fit in the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their asses they're unable to see or move about safely.
My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.
navelplex by barry aylward December 28, 2007
Getting lost for no other reason than your GPS has given you the directions to the wrong place.
Sorry I'm late, got navlost again.
Navlost by pezpact July 18, 2012
An awesome fun-loving,sweet, smart person. A genius and the best person u know
Oh Naveli! You are truly a God's gift.
naveli by 2kewl4skool March 14, 2015

The Navel Academy 

It is a ficticious institution that honors and celebrates hot babes with smokin' midriff's, stomach's, belly's, navel's, etc...
" you must be a graduate of The Navel Academy, because i have never seen a more sexier stomach in my life baby"

"spring break was frickin awesome. just about every girl there was from The Navel Academy"
The Navel Academy by Mogiashi March 20, 2008

Navel lint 

Navel lint is one of those things or folks that tend to exist for no particular reason and which serve no useful purpose. You'll be sitting out on the back verandah with a beer in your mitt gazing out on your domain and you'll be having a good old scratch of your belly and, in your boredom, happen to inspect your belly button, having forgotten all about it or not noticed it in quite a few years. You'll give that a bit of an explore and lo and behold...there it is...navel lint. No discernible colour or hint as to its source and it manages to take your interest for a good two or three seconds while you wonder about its origin or purpose and feel a vague sense of pleasure having freed your navel of it. It's perhaps somewhat like the pleasure that only a boy can understand from a good successful nose or scab pick.

So that's what navel lint is - someone who has much in common with a crusty old scab or a bit of nose pick. Best way to handle them is to just flick them away.
There's a piece of navel lint that pops into the forum once in a while with the express purpose of stinking the place up. Nine times out of ten I'd ignore it but this time it made some particularly obnoxious and insulting remarks...
Navel lint by Mitziel September 19, 2013