Naughty Fatty 

Somebody who keeps food in unorthodox locations in hopes of others not discovering their excessive food supply.

Perhaps the most popular Naughty Fatty technique is to hide burgers or other fast food in their vehicle. The Naughty Fatty is given a sense of security by this, knowing there is always a snack in their possession. This can become dangerous if the Naughty Fatty does not practice good hygiene; the smell of rotting food can be mistaken for(or mingle with) body odor, giving the Naughty Fatty the false impression the rotting food is still fresh enough to eat safely. A good way for the Naughty Fatty to stay free of such hazards is to limit the amount of garbage and food waste accumulation in their vehicle to between six and eight metric tons per passenger seat.

Naughty Fatty by helmetbroom March 8, 2010

naughty fatty 

A naughty fatty is not necessarily FAT, but is a term used to describe a person's eating habits.

A naughty fatty is the kid that hides a few cookies in his pocket for later.
Or eats his entire meal and then the rest of what his buddy didn't finish.

A naught fatty loves treats and might arrive late to class because he stopped on the way to grab a "snack."

He loves snacks.
He also loves buffets.

He'll take a handful of candy from any doctors office or bank dish, as opposed to the general "one per person rule."

A naughty fatty is sly when it comes to food.
He loves eating in all the wrong places at all the wrong times.

Everyone goes to the store for a salad.
Naughty Fatty slips a candy bar on the conveyor belt.

naughty fatty by fpo January 13, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016