A Facebook status update made at some point during a Naturday. May occur between hours of 9AM Saturday and 6AM Sunday. Typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
Waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. All usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.
"Bro, you had a wicked fucking NaturStat"
"What'd it say?"
"i;khke te 76t fro awIN!!!"
Nice.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.