Immigration and Naturalization Service 

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.

Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

Immigration and Naturalization Service by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010

Natalization 

The act of crying yourself to sleep everynight for over a year.

"Whats wrong with him?"

"dude... He's been dealing with Natalization"

"oh shit... Poor bastard"

Natalization by Lawlapolloza May 8, 2010

Shaftic Neutralization 

The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.

When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.

Shaftic Neutralization by Jackson County November 25, 2006

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

nut neutralization by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018