national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021

National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

National short Day

The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness

Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!

by YAS GIRL xD May 2, 2016

National short people day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National short people day

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023