national shorts day 

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

national shorts day by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

national booty shorts day 

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

national booty shorts day by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

National short Day 

The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness

Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!

National short Day by YAS GIRL xD May 2, 2016

National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National short people day by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

National Short King Day 

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

National Short King Day by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023