noun (Nahch): The best corporate brand of cider from Somerset, or in fact anywhere in the world. 5% alcohol content and the best dry flavour possible, contributing towards the amazingness of this drink.
Normal person: Hey, want some blackthorn?
Well-mannered person: No, I don't drink poison, I drink Natch
by Josh Turnbull June 26, 2005
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A secret society of natch's. the society has very strict rules and and is very selective of their members. The meaning of natch is never spoken and is held only among those who go through natch cycle. A natch is someone who lives by the code of the natch.
Natch is Unspeakable
by the_keeper February 23, 2010
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Short for biz-natch. Usually said by slurring the 'a' to form 'naaatches'.
- What you natches want?
- Naatches!
by Franky Nunez October 18, 2004
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The hair that collects in the belly-button after wearing a shirt/T-shit for a day. The natch can vary in colour depending on the colour of shirt.
Pete had a huge green natch today.
by Priceeboi August 14, 2012
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A bald spot on a persons facial or body hair.
A 'N'egative p'ATCH' of hair.
What's with that funky natch on your face?
by Shaz_Mazoo July 20, 2006
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A shortened version of "biznatch"
Reese: So then Carey slapped her right in front of Tom.
Mariah: Geese, she's such a natch.
by thegreatestshineonearth May 21, 2009
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Naturally Ratchet. You were born ratchet. There's nothing you can do about it either.
"Taylor is so natch ratch"
by LizzieMaher March 4, 2014
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