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Notch's Dilemma

A scenario in any game's development stating that, if a modder is to outperform game developers in any fashion, or when modders reserve ideas from developers and mod them, there is nothing that the developers can do to compete with said modders without a hit to their reputation.

The term originates from when the Minecraft game developer, Notch, wanted to add horses into the game. However, horses were already featured in a popular mod for the game. Notch's dilemma had but three possible solutions and all of them would result in varying anger from the community:

1. Notch may have opted to create the horses himself. Though, due to the highly complex mod, they would likely be seen as inferior. To not seem inferior, he would need to add some of the good features already claimed by the mod, but in such a case, he would be seen as copying.

2. Alternatively, Notch may have decided to simply drop the idea of ever adding horses. Due to the excellence of the horse mod, it effectively reserved ideas that the official developers could never use without the modder's permission. This option would result in less overall outcry from the community but disappoint many who hoped for horses.

3. As Notch did officially, he decided to add the mod to the game with the developer's permission. In the process, many saw Notch as lazy and he created a hefty hit on the prestige of the Minecraft development team. All this despite the fact that adding the excelling mod was the simplest solution
I really wish they would just fix the unit models in-game, but after that modder made such a great redesign, they're facing Notch's Dilemma. The bar was just set too high for them, and they cannot possibly pass it.
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Notch’s fedora

Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»
Notch’s fedora, the one the only.
by Karlonien March 21, 2021
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Notch’s Law

A law that states the main public figure associated with a game will always be given credit for all of its features, regardless if they did any of the work towards creating it.
“Notch is such a better dev than Jeb, he added way more content”

“Jeb was responsible for a lot of the unique content in the game, even before Notch sold the game. This is a case of Notch’s Law”
by BallLicker9000 March 22, 2026
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smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.
I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.
by BubbRubb November 23, 2007
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snuggler's notch

When spooning, Snuggler's notch is the term used to describe the crease between butt cheeks of the little spoon, which perfectly houses the semi-erect penis of the big spoon.
She wasn't DTF even with my dick against her snuggler's notch.

She said Netflix and chill but I was in her snuggler's notch all night.

Its cuffing season, I need someone to fill my snuggler's notch.
by crystaloceanz November 18, 2016
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Smoke my natch

Originally said by Theo Von episode 92 of King and the Sting podcast.

"Nuts, ass, everything..."

It means suck all my junk.
Thats because you like boys, dude. Smoke my natch!
by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL October 27, 2020
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Somkin Natch

That MFer is Somkin Natch
by little dick jhony November 14, 2020
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