namsquatch 

A hairy , smelly, gross ass, ratchet thot nugget ho

Shut your namsquatch ass the fuck up!

namsquatch by nerdNXxXTdoor February 12, 2021

mamsquatch 

mamsquatch

A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.

The mamsquatch is on a rampage again trying to guess the identities of anonymous posters.

mamsquatch by kittymeowmeow December 24, 2012

MAMsquatch 

An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.

Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.

MAMsquatch by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019

numsquach

it mean little retarded prick that touches little boys.

your fucking numsquach

numsquach by chinglovesdogs October 10, 2023

Samsquatch 

A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"

Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.

Samsquatch by polopoly November 10, 2008

Samsquatch 

A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-ass football player could be considered a "Samsquatch".

Samsquatch was tearin' that ass up all night long.

I got samsquatched last night.

Samasquatch at that guy whole last night.

Did you see that samsquatch fuck that toaster.

Samsquatch by jwallace April 4, 2008