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n00bidity 

n00bidity
Pronunciation: \nub-id-di-tee, nyu\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural n00b·id·i·ties
Date: Jan 29, 2008

1 : behavior so fucking dumb it can only be attributed to a total n00b

"Teh n00bidity wuz astoundn."

"It wuz udder n00bidity."

"Hiz n00bidity nu no boundz."
n00bidity by thenakedarab January 29, 2008
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n00bility 

the level at which a person or persons are able to be a n00b; the ability to be a n00b
You're n00bility is baffling.
n00bility by the original unknown August 26, 2007
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noobidity 

the state of being noobish, or the level of noobishness someone has. like stupidity, only noobier.
Dude: hey man, i just met this nooblet, they were such a nooblet they didn't know what nooblet meant.
Man: dude, that noob's noobidity was supreme.
noobidity by ann o. nemous December 9, 2009

n00bocity 

An atrocious act that a n00b has commited which demonstratse just how n00b he is.
So I was playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons cause my penis is really small and this crazy wack ass n00b comes along and totally ruins my shit by asking if Bielhok the wizard is stronger than Dilwhore the centaur. It was an awful n00bocity.
n00bocity by Popo killa December 9, 2003

n00bility 

The act of being a n00b.
I can't charge my own shipping cuz of my n00bility!?!?! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!11!1
n00bility by j.hoe January 20, 2006

n00bocity 

in other words, another gay nerd word that we dont need
n00bocity by dasd June 8, 2003

n00bocity 

another spinoff of the word n00b
shut up n00bocity
n00bocity by warx0rz 1337 June 7, 2003
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