n00bian desert Share definition Flag A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile. that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire n00bian desert by Malakand_man November 17, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the n00bian desert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch