mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I had a terrible mystery shit today
by Commander Epic June 19, 2011
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shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.
Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.
by DatFag February 28, 2014
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mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I took a mystery shit last night.
by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011
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