Mystery Poop
The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
Mystery Poop by Poohzie May 27, 2009
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Mystery poop
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
Mystery poop by Stanovich June 30, 2020
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Mystery Poop
to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
Mystery Poop by TheMysteryPooper December 29, 2010
mystery poop
After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
mystery poop by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008
mystery pooper
I thought the restroom was empty, then a mystery pooper announced his presence with a huge, vibrating fart from the stalls.
mystery pooper by Jackson Elms June 27, 2017
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