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What's a MySpace?
by Caerful July 28, 2013
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Myspace is an old husk of a social media site, only kept alive by the feeding tubes that are its quickly and steadily dropping amount of fans. It was the facebook of its hay-day, a decade ago, but has since dropped out of the mainstream, and is now its downfall is a meme. Many people still have accounts most of them not active for years, and more still have been shut down. One day it will cave-in, and die silently, no one noticing, or caring.
by Nomancer February 15, 2015
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People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores
Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.
by Sammers <33 November 2, 2008
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1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage.

2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.
1. www.myspace.com

2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?"
"Aren't you my friend on myspace"
"hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"
by CAM April 18, 2005
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something that truely belongs on myspace. usually your emotions that you've artisticlly written in a blog or in your about me. poetry, live journal. Must have artistic HTML. must includ <3 or discuss why ciggerettes are only cool when YOU smoke them.

2) a two and half page of your unimportant emotions in either poetry or live journal format.
that is sooooo myspacable
by armond October 25, 2006
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Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.)

Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/bands/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot

You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.

The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.

Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace.

::wakes up:: "I think I'll check my myspace"

"post this bulletin or you will die in 7 days!"

"omgeez, I hate you, ur hella gone off of my friends list..."

"what!? you don't know what a myspace is? what's wrong with you... EVERYONE knows what a myspace is..."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company December 28, 2005
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