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MySpace Suicide

1.The fucking ultimate in emo attention whoring EVER.
You post your suicide in a myspace bulletin and tell people to call the cops so they can find your corpse. BAM! Instant internet celebrity. Too bad you're dead.

2.The act of talking about killing yourself to whiny bitch friends on myspace then going offline to make them wonder if you really did it. Unlike the first definition you're probably didn't, you emo douche.
Preforming a myspace suicide is the easiest way to tell society that it didn't need you in the first place.
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myspace suicide

When one deletes their myspace account. Sometimes out of frustration but mostly in an attempt to look cool or get attention.
Rebecca just couldn't take it anymore...she committed myspace suicide.
myspace suicide by Katie Bunk October 31, 2006

myspace suicidal 

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your myspace account.
Marren- I just can't take the drama on myspace. I think I'm going to delete my account.

Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.
myspace suicidal by britto945 November 14, 2009
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