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myspace envy 

The feeling one recieves after viewing a friend's myspace and seeing how popular they are.

The myspace user is usually quiet in school and makes good grades. They are generally percieved as virgins or a goody-goody. The unaware friend gets the users myspace name and adds them to their friends list. Then the unimaginable happens: the "innocent" friend has pics of herself in bathing suits, short shorts, bras, and thongs with captions like "hIT iiT FrOM dA bACk" or "HoeZ FaLl daH F*cK bAcK" Also they have like 2500 friends (96% are older males). The jealous friend then tries to step up there myspace picture game but they can't compete with their friend. The stunned friend then becomes enraged with thoughts of "whats wrong with my page?" and "why dont i have 200 picture comments?" With the stunned friend felling inadequate they close their account. Now every time they see the friend they are consumed with thoughts of anger and MYSPACE ENVY!!
unaware friend:amanda is such a nice innocent girl
amanda:here unaware friend..check out my myspace
*unaware friend going to amanda's myspace*
unaware friend:what...this hoe has lyke 4ooo friend
im so depressed know..i think i'll shut my myspace down
*next day at school*
unaware friend now has a severe case of myspace envy and hopes amanda's computer will crash
myspace envy by st.pete-gurl December 9, 2008
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016