my lanta

a word that Rachel will never understand

ex: "Hey Rachel, where's my lanta?"

my lanta by mylanta March 28, 2014

oh my lanta 

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.

"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"

oh my lanta by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009

oh my lanta 

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.

Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"

oh my lanta by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

o my lanta 

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

o my lanta by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Oh My Lanta 

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

Oh My Lanta by J-dog April 25, 2005

oh my lanta 

Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".

Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!

oh my lanta by Jimmy Pop Bo Bop November 19, 2003

oh my lanta 

It's a different saying for "oh my god"

If you drop your phone you will say oh my lanta instead of "oh my god".

oh my lanta by Kickasskillen January 16, 2016